I'm Starting Early

Usually, a parent doesn't truly become an embarrassment to their children until the teenage years. Not me, I'm starting early. Herewith, an exact copy of an email I just sent to my oldest. Enjoy, internet!

Dear M,

This week at daycare you peed in your hair and on your face.

I'm not kidding, not even a little.

You were sitting on the toilet and decided to lean very far forward to see what was going on in there. Your pee went shooting up into your face and pushed your bangs straight up and out.

Smooth move, dude!

Love, Mommy.

CC: the internet